BloodySixx's Sugar crash coffee.
+1 cup water. Doesn't matter if it's tap, just don't blame me if you get a disease.
+instant coffee.
+alot of sugar.
+instant coffee.
+alot of sugar.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Who doesn't know how to make coffee? well, i'm do things MY WAY. I've recently started making this coffee every morning. I live off this.
Note: It's called sugar crash for a reason. Some people react to large amounts of sugar with a)drowsyness b)fatness c)super hyper/crazy..ness.
I get tired after my coffee, so don't use this to wake up in the morning because chances are it'll knock you out cold. Of course, don't drink it before bed to get knocked out because you might have an opposite reaction and start running around your house ranting on and on, unable to close your eyes even to blink.
Expirement with it and see what reactions work best for you.
Now, for all of us who don't have fancy cofee machines...
pop your cup of water in the microwave. I put my in for 1 minute, but microwaves vary. Just makes sure it's warm enough to dissolve sugar.
Next, add in a random amount of coffee. It works well with 1-3 spoonfuls.
Now, for the part that's going to come up in your mind when you wake up three hours later late to school/work and say "WTF, how come I added so much sugar?!"
Add a ton of sugar. I add 10 spoonfuls of the junk.
Stir well to dissolve that pile of sugar.
Drink. Don' worry about creamer and junk if you don't usually drink black coffee. Trust me, there's no intense taste besides the intense taste of the sugar. You can barely tell it's coffee.
Note: It's called sugar crash for a reason. Some people react to large amounts of sugar with a)drowsyness b)fatness c)super hyper/crazy..ness.
I get tired after my coffee, so don't use this to wake up in the morning because chances are it'll knock you out cold. Of course, don't drink it before bed to get knocked out because you might have an opposite reaction and start running around your house ranting on and on, unable to close your eyes even to blink.
Expirement with it and see what reactions work best for you.
Now, for all of us who don't have fancy cofee machines...
pop your cup of water in the microwave. I put my in for 1 minute, but microwaves vary. Just makes sure it's warm enough to dissolve sugar.
Next, add in a random amount of coffee. It works well with 1-3 spoonfuls.
Now, for the part that's going to come up in your mind when you wake up three hours later late to school/work and say "WTF, how come I added so much sugar?!"
Add a ton of sugar. I add 10 spoonfuls of the junk.
Stir well to dissolve that pile of sugar.
Drink. Don' worry about creamer and junk if you don't usually drink black coffee. Trust me, there's no intense taste besides the intense taste of the sugar. You can barely tell it's coffee.
COSTS:
Tap water that might be disease ridden, but who cares- $0.00
Small thing of coffee- like... $1.00 where I got it.
a sack of sugar-like.. $2.00.
Drowsiness that cost me my test grade and is making me repeat a class- Pricless.
Small thing of coffee- like... $1.00 where I got it.
a sack of sugar-like.. $2.00.
Drowsiness that cost me my test grade and is making me repeat a class- Pricless.
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December 1, 2007



































