Number 10: Learn something New - start cooking so you can save money from going out!

Number 9: Help Others- move your ass out of bed and do good things.

Number 8: Get Out of Debt, in order to help others and start learning new shit- you can't be broke no mo. You can be cheap but not broke!

Number 7: Quit Drinking... ahh who am I kidding, even I can't quit.

Number 6: Quit Smoking, its stinky and too pricy so give the gift of fresh air to your self.

Number 5: Move your ass - stop complaining about your bulge and walk, bike, run – all these actives are free and good for you ass.

Number 4: Commit, to at least one New Years Resolution

Number 3: Eat out less, its good for the belly and the wallet

Number 2: Spend more time with family; they make great material for jokes and amusing stories.

Number 1: Always be a cheapass! It suit you!